Damn. Now you’ve got me putting on my best Jaskier the Bard voice and singing ditties about some legendary hipster to the tune of “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher”: “He knew of all the trends / before any ...

Remember your first time — the heightened anticipation, that initial awkwardness of finding yourself uncertain of how to feel, the initial acceptance that this was truly something special and finding ...

Who’s more “metal?” Halloween‘s Michael Myers or The Lord of the Rings’ Frodo Baggins? If you don’t give the Hobbit extra credit because of Led Zeppelin it’s not exactly an easy question. How can you ...

Remember that time back in 2022 when novelty cover act Brass Against‘s frontwoman Sophia Urista pissed on a fan’s face on stage in front of thousands? What a wild story. Thankfully, no urine was ...

(Editor’s note: Let’s face it — most metalheads are a buncha nerds. To that end, Hallowed Be Thy Game is a weekly feature here on MetalSucks where we’ll highlight some of the metal-as-fuck board/video ...

Anachronistic metal covers of popular songs are a Dimebag Darrell a dozen, and we take no responsibility for this trend. Every week, at least one new video pops up of someone in their home studio ...