No ifs, ands or boos about it. Did you catch our Halloween puns back there? If so, get ready, because we've, ahem, unearthed an entire stockpile of funny puns and Halloween one-liners in honor of ...

This Halloween, as ghouls, skellingtons and the undead knock on their neighbours’ doors and terrifyingly demand fun-size confectionary, the creepy moonlit night will echo with a familiar sound ...