Mock her music. Make fun of her rep for writing songs about her exes. Heck, you can even step on her blue suede shoes. But, whatever you do, do not ask her what's wrong with her cat. Legendary ...

John Cleese was so fed up that he went to New Zealand. And then he went to Chico. No, that's not the frame for some ripe gag by the looming, goggle-eyed comic writer and actor audiences loved beyond ...