We might not be able to make a crudités platter, but staring at a screenshot of Markle's nails and comparing it to swatches at the nail salon is something we can all reasonably execute.

I have tried time and time again to understand this, but the rules are still a little lost on me. Meghan Markle is not royal anymore, in any format, right? That's fine, because that makes two of us. Whether or not you're a princess—or even someone who lives like Montecito royalty with a backyard full of bees and cabinet full of decanted,