Look, we know not all of these are technically monkeys—some are gorillas, some are chimps, maybe even an orangutan or two—but let’s not get hung up on primate taxonomy. The important thing is: they’re ...

You’ve probably seen the viral video of a monkey getting a haircut or the incredible Photoshop memes that it has spawned. And you probably thought: Wow, what a chill-ass monkey. I wish I could be as ...