Celebrity ASMR videos are all the rage right now. From Phoebe Bridgers to Cardi B, celebrities are getting up close and personal with a giant mic, whispering softly or gently playing with bubble wrap.
Two hours into a red-eye flight from Singapore to Sydney, I'm about to lose it. My 6-foot-3 frame is crammed into a seat barely big enough for a toddler. To my right, a pensioner is snoring like a ...