It might sound like a variation on a lewd Mae West one-liner, but a Pennsylvania man is accused of hiding a live turtle in the crotch area of his pants and trying to sneak it past Transportation ...

The man — whose name was not released — was escorted from the checkpoint area by Port Authority police and ended up missing his flight. The turtle was confiscated, and it’s not clear if the turtle was ...

LOS ANGELES (CNS) -- A 53-year-old man has been charged with turtle trafficking after wildlife inspectors at a Torrance mail facility intercepted packages containing protected eastern box turtles ...

The TSA said the alarm on their body scanner was triggered in the man’s groin area Yehyun Kim for The Washington Post via Getty; TSA photo A man has been caught trying to smuggle a turtle through ...

A Pennsylvania man was caught trying to carry a live turtle through airport security by hiding the reptile in his pants, the ...

MACON, Ga. - A South Carolina man previously convicted of smuggling protected turtles between the United States and Hong Kong faces new allegations of turtle-related crimes in Georgia. Bibb County ...

This photo provided by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) shows a turtle in a box after a Pennsylvania man was caught with the turtle concealed in his pants when the TSA body scanner ...

You've heard of someone having ants in their pants, but what about a turtle? Well, a Pennsylvania man is accused of hiding a live turtle in the crotch area of his pants and trying to sneak it past ...

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — A Pennsylvania man who was going through security at a New Jersey airport was found to have a live turtle concealed in his pants, according to the federal Transportation Security ...

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) — A Pennsylvania man who was going through security at a New Jersey airport was found to have a live turtle concealed in his pants, according to the federal Transportation Security ...