If you’re going to be grievously injured, I can’t recommend enough not having it be caused by a balloon. Doubly so if the balloon in question is shaped like the Boss Baby. Despite everyone truly having you in their prayers,

The famous Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York City has dazzled countless people for nearly a century, and despite the threat of a winter storm in the Northeast on Thursday, preparations are well underway to continue the holiday tradition again this year.