After opening with a pair of pars and then a birdie, Malnati sent two tee shots OB – the first one wide right, the next wide left – on the par-4 sixth hole. After the two penalty strokes, his fifth was finally in play and then from 177 yards out, Malnati bounced his ball short but then watched as it trundled up on the green and went into the hole.

Golf sucks so bad. “That is the stupidest … nice double.” The 37-year-old, two-time PGA Tour winner was early in his opening round at the Black Desert Championship in Utah. He had just made birdie on the third hole then was butchering the par-4,