Have massive psychological problems due to their lack of stature. Who respects a runt? Nobody at all. They're usually bald too, due to all their worrying about people looking right over their heads.

We shared an Uber that picked me up from Waterfront. You were coming from dinner and talked about how you wish you were in bed, how you just moved, how I dress young, real estate, and being from ...

and envy those people who live in places where there’s only one cel tower or it’s just really far away. This building must have been heavenly to live in before wifi.

The orange TACO is spewing crap about Canada again. I will designate this ongoing, continuous flow of smelly, empty-headed spurting of hot air: MOUTH FARTS. Don't have to look too hard to see that his ...

I walk into my boss' office and it just reeks of fart. Why oh why? All the time. What do I do? I get paid so well. Well, I learned to love it.

Other analysts, like The Athletic’s Scott Wheeler and Corey Pronman were a bit more measured. Wheeler called the Canucks “overtime losers” for the selection, while Pronman gave the pick a B Grade and ...

The setup sounds familiar: communal sauna, cold pools, tea lounge, and no phones allowed. But AetherHaus is leaning into tradition, drawing inspiration from German Aufguss rituals and Russian Banya ...

The lineup features a dynamic mix of music, film, literature, dance and food, spotlighting Indigenous excellence from across Turtle Island. A highlight of the weekend is the Sunday night ticketed ...

When people picture the typical clientele of a sex worker, they usually envision men. That aligns with my experience: male clients are by far the majority.

In collaboration with Netflix, Secret City presents a one-of-a-kind Murder Mystery Dinner experience. Set in the captivating and thrilling universe of the "Knives Out" film series, this immersive ...

But the most difficult time the Toronto-based performer ever had was embodying a Californian princess with blonde hair, pink outfits, and an adorable little chihuahua: playing Elle Woods in a 2014 ...

If I don't mind saying so. Especially with the short hair and wisp of beard. Think Brad Pitt meets Mickey Mantle. Christ! If I was a girl I'd fuck me ...