Every once in awhile I remember that a 5 foot tall sexually charged hobgoblin masquerading as a ninja made a book. From the long lost land of sacred ninja arts known as Florida ; This cumbrained, pre internet ,twitch simp, Weebed so hard he convinced the world he was a ninja. This is relevant to me because I’m so stupid I bought his Ninja Mind control book as a child. This is video footage had I seen it probably would have rethought the whole “ninjitsu is the shit” thing. Then I tried jujitsu an